all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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