Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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