I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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