idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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