hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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