I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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