hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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