Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I could have mohawked her pubes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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