Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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