If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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