Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The feeling are messing with the penis
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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