I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I want her autograph on my taint
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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