I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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