Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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