My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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