DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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