I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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