You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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