I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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