I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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