I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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