he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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