so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she told me i tasted like america
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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