I'm really into asian looking animals
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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