We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill