at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Randomize
