Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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