sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
