Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Betty ford says i'm here all night
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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