It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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