I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
tell me about the eggs
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