thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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