I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
