Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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