Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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