he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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