you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
