Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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