Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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