Jerry, you need to find god
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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