I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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