I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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