I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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