I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
should my penis look like a turkey
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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