On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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