i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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