Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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