what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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