your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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