susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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