singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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