I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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