You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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