return my video game
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
