I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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