dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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